A message from Anonymous
any advice on how to stop comparing my writing to other writers? :\

bethrevis:

Remember: you’re comparing your early drafts to someone’s final product. Of course the baked, frosted and decorated cake is going to look better than the pile of ingredients and dirty dishes you have now—but if you keep working, there’s no reason you’re not going to make something just as good, if not better.

Now I want cake.

mamaleh6994:

We put socks on my dog.

mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

betterhimymendings:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

Says the guy from Ohio

His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.

fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

A message from belovedcreation
*cackles because she already wrote an AU of you*

AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

A message from Anonymous
I'd write an AU where you got to meet William Darcy and chat with him about life and awkward lobster-ness

A message from mikkaybear
I would write an AU in which you are a crime-fighting superhero turtle with a bear as a sidekick, and you frequently save the world from atrocities like cold tea and misplaced national monuments.