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A message from Anonymous
In response to imaginary circus. They're at a park, Darcy doesn't want them to mess up their bowties. Lizzie tells him to "loosen up for heaven's sake." He stops, stares at her and says, "Okay Lizzie Bennet, whatever you say." He takes off his coat, hands it to Lizzie, rolls up his sleeves, drops to the ground and joins his kids in a rolling down the hill spree. After about 20 minutes of echoing laughter, he comes back to Lizzie, covered with grass and dirt stains: "Loose enough?"
Actually, Lizzie and Darcy find out they can't have kids so they adopt Wickham and raise him to be a really cool dude. And then Lydia gives him a second chance. But then everyone turns into a zombie. So. Yeah.

oh my gosh kaci

A message from Anonymous
Darcy would dress his kids up in bowties and as soon as they start school, they would learn to keep a calender, you know for the important stuff. And Aunt Gigi and Uncle Fitz would come over and tell tell them the story of how their parents were brought together by entirely their scheming. And Darcy would interrupt by clearing his throat and saying "I like to think I was quite efficient at courting Lizzie myself." And Fitz would give him a look and then he would leave.

William Darcy + people in his life

“This is not a man with a lot of friends, is it?”
“Not so much.”

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Ugh can you imagine how cute their kids would be? And it wouldn't just be Darcy reading as Lizzie is the ~Natural Storyteller~ it'd just be whoever got home from work latest so they could spend time with their kids before they went to sleep. There would be stories via Skype when business tears them out of state too. Darcy would always look forward to it because when he is away he'd sometimes find it hard to believe that he has this family now. (I just want them to read stories to their kids)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN

IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS OK

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And they'll fight over how to raise their kids because they grew up so differently and Darcy will be so overprotective and Lizzie will just get overwhelmed and frustrated and none of it'll matter when she watches him read them stories at night because she knows that they have so much love for them that they can't grow up too wrong.

ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

tardis-and-impala-at-221b:

alittlehemosexuallamb:

your blog is now wearing a bowtie

bowties are cool

tardis-and-impala-at-221b:

alittlehemosexuallamb:

your blog is now wearing a bowtie

bowties are cool

whoops dizzie feels

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

dunwall:

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

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Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

PETER PETTIGREW WAS AN EVIL GRYFFINDOR
HORACE SLUGHORN WAS A GOOD SLYTHERIN
CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS A BRAVE HUFFLEPUFF
GILDEROY LOCKHART WAS A WICKED RAVENCLAW

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

yay haircuts!

yay haircuts!