a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

There are two kinds of evil people in this world: those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done but don’t try to stop it.

how-ya-derrrn:

don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

Disney Sidekicks Week | Day 3 - Favourite Sidekick Song |
→ “Welcome” from Brother Bear (2003) ;; Remembering loved ones departed / Someone dear to your heart / Finding love, and planning a future / Telling stories and laughing with friends / Precious moments you’ll never forget”

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what


ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

redundantz:

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

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comingtoconclusions:

Much Ado About Nothing Characters: Dogberry

 And Master, sir, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall assert, that I am an ass. 

O, that he were here to write me down, an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass, though it not be written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.

cradleofcunts:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

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cradleofcunts:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

oh